December 2011
Anonymous asked: 35 & 40
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almost busted out into tears rn
i was trying to give my rat some pizza & his brother came for a piece but cheese didn’t
and i tapped under the hammock so he could get up & get a piece but he didn’t move for a long time, so i thought he was dead & kept hitting under the hammock so he could move :’(
but then he squeaked and woke up, now he’s in a bad mood.
this might be the worst run-on...
Ask please. →
iwantyoursoda:
wonderfulment:
1. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship. 2. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? 3. When was the last time you snuck out? 4. Have you ever smoked? 5. Do you dream in black and white or color? 6. Have you ever been in love? 7. Do you drink gingerale when you are sick? 8. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?...
ummmm, i have the best boyfriend ever
he’s giving me the best gift of all :’)
he’s taking me on a shopping spree for christmas, if that isn’t love, idk what is :3!
cosmo tip #109
expertcosmotips:
for a special hanukkah treat, bend your mans penis into the star of david. then burn it for eight nights.
omfg
